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New weight loss pill?

Scientists have made a pill that tricks you into thinking your body is full.

Mark Zuckerberg's Ambition

Mark Zuckerberg has an ambition to read something new every two weeks.

Watching Fox News vs. MSNBC vs. CNN

Conan O'Brien reports that a new study has found that watching Fox News can make you more conservative and watching MSNBC can make you more liberal.

President Obama and Dick Cheney

''Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he is very busy working on his memoirs,

First lady Michelle Obama

During a recent Q & A with children, first lady Michelle Obama said that what she wants for Christmas is to sleep in late.

And God Created New England

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

The Recession

Subject: The Recession

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Blonde Cookbook

BLONDE COOKBOOK
Monday
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday

License Plates

The state legislature in California is considering a bill that would allow electronic advertisements on license plates.

Sarah Palin - Minimal Problem

Sarah Palin surprised a lot of people by recently calling marijuana "a minimal problem in America." She also admitted that she herself has tried pot.

Obama about oil "spill"

President Obama gave a big speech last week about the oil spill.

Obama about oil "spill"

President Obama gave a big speech last week about the oil spill.

Mathematical Logic

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.

Chairman H
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

Sex Frogs

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.

The sign says: "SEX FROGS" Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.

The Oldest Hebrew Inscription

An Israeli archaeologist has found the oldest known Hebrew inscription on a 3,000 year old piece of pottery.
The inscription says, "So how come you never call on your mother any more?"

General Motors had some good news.

It says it's struggling to meet demand for its new 2010 Chevrolet Camaro.

GM said, "We're sorry, but both of you are going to have to wait a little longer."

Casual Fridays

A Cincinnati firefighter was arrested after he was found drunk wearing a woman's blond wig and bikini in a public park.

A consultant is a guy who...

knows how to make love a million different ways, but doesn't know any women!

Football and the Blonde

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......

Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Sarah Palin's Vice Presidential Debate

John McCain watched the recent vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. He loved Sarah Palin's performance!

Summer Classes for Men

Summer Classes for Men

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

Be careful what you wish for!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared at their table saying,

Can you give me a push?

A man and his wife are fast asleep at 3 in the morning when the doorbell rings. Annoyed and grumbling, the man makes his way to the front door, expecting to rip somebody a new one.

100th Birthday

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Caught Speeding

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore... under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

Blonde in Starbucks

A blonde goes into a coffee shop ...

Bullfrog Trick

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.

Helen Keller driving

Q: Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

A: Because she was a woman!

Joke of the Day

Letter to God

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a religious woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter #1: "Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy" Leroy knew that wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter #2: "Dear God, I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Leroy" Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So he wrote a third letter. Letter #3: God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Leroy" Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked as Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner", Leroy's mother told him. Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write yet another letter to God. Letter #4: "God, I've got your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike! Signed, YOU KNOW WHO"

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